| Do you have those moments where you go out | | | | random sounds. Once people get on the elevator, |
| somewhere but are so bored that you desperately | | | | randomly start barking or mooing or making any |
| need something to do? Well, I have the perfect idea | | | | other noises that pops to your head. You can even |
| for you. If you are in an area where there is an | | | | start talking to yourself to get others to think that |
| elevator, why don't you do some things that will | | | | you are slightly crazy. Beware though not to make |
| annoy the people that are riding the elevator with | | | | any rude comments or gestures, as this is all in good |
| you and have fun at the same time? Get some | | | | fun. |
| laughs with some embarrassing, but hilarious, ideas. | | | | 4) Bring An Invisible Friend Method. Pretend like you |
| 1) The Stand and Stare Method. This method creeps | | | | brought your best friend along and talk with him/her. |
| out the people around you. As soon as a person gets | | | | Make it seem like you are having a real conversation |
| in the elevator, regardless of what happens, just | | | | or else people will think that you are faking it. I've |
| keep looking at them? If they say something to you, | | | | met a number of people who made me believe that |
| just ignore them and continue to look at them. For | | | | they really had an imaginary friend, and it is hilarious. |
| an added effect, you can even start giggling slightly. | | | | 5) The Take Random Pictures Method. Bring a digital |
| That will give them the jitters for sure. | | | | camera with you and start taking random pictures of |
| 2) The Stand In A Random Corner Method. This | | | | yourself or the people who are in the elevator with |
| method requires you to go to an available corner, | | | | you. One tip: don't bring a disposable camera. It's a |
| face that corner, and stare at the wall and wait. | | | | waste of pictures. Bring a digital camera so that you |
| When people come in, they will be afraid to approach | | | | can delete those random pictures later. You can even |
| you. Take it one step farther and randomly stomp | | | | tell them to make poses and encourage them. You |
| your feet on the ground. For some people, it might | | | | never know; someone might actually pose for you. |
| make them nervous. For others, it just might make | | | | You might find other methods that work better, but |
| them angry. If you see someone angry, I advise you | | | | I like to think of these methods as the classic ones. |
| to move on to another elevator in case they call | | | | If you don't annoy or weird out any people with |
| some authorities for "disturbing the peace". | | | | these methods, I suggest you make one of your |
| 3) The Random Call Method. This method calls for | | | | own before getting into an elevator. |