How to Annoy People on Elevators

Do you have those moments where you go outrandom sounds. Once people get on the elevator,
somewhere but are so bored that you desperatelyrandomly start barking or mooing or making any
need something to do? Well, I have the perfect ideaother noises that pops to your head. You can even
for you. If you are in an area where there is anstart talking to yourself to get others to think that
elevator, why don't you do some things that willyou are slightly crazy. Beware though not to make
annoy the people that are riding the elevator withany rude comments or gestures, as this is all in good
you and have fun at the same time? Get somefun.
laughs with some embarrassing, but hilarious, ideas.4) Bring An Invisible Friend Method. Pretend like you
1) The Stand and Stare Method. This method creepsbrought your best friend along and talk with him/her.
out the people around you. As soon as a person getsMake it seem like you are having a real conversation
in the elevator, regardless of what happens, justor else people will think that you are faking it. I've
keep looking at them? If they say something to you,met a number of people who made me believe that
just ignore them and continue to look at them. Forthey really had an imaginary friend, and it is hilarious.
an added effect, you can even start giggling slightly.5) The Take Random Pictures Method. Bring a digital
That will give them the jitters for sure.camera with you and start taking random pictures of
2) The Stand In A Random Corner Method. Thisyourself or the people who are in the elevator with
method requires you to go to an available corner,you. One tip: don't bring a disposable camera. It's a
face that corner, and stare at the wall and wait.waste of pictures. Bring a digital camera so that you
When people come in, they will be afraid to approachcan delete those random pictures later. You can even
you. Take it one step farther and randomly stomptell them to make poses and encourage them. You
your feet on the ground. For some people, it mightnever know; someone might actually pose for you.
make them nervous. For others, it just might makeYou might find other methods that work better, but
them angry. If you see someone angry, I advise youI like to think of these methods as the classic ones.
to move on to another elevator in case they callIf you don't annoy or weird out any people with
some authorities for "disturbing the peace".these methods, I suggest you make one of your
3) The Random Call Method. This method calls forown before getting into an elevator.