Dating 101 - How to Tell If Your Date Hates You

You know how it is when normal people hate you.meant you were both really in tune with each other.
Most of the times, the signs are as about as subtleHowever, if you find yourself laughing alone a lot
as a brick in the face! It's pretty easy to tell whenduring your date, always explaining punchlines, or
someone hates your guts when they do things likefinding humour where your date horror (or vice
refuse to make eye contact, use pepper spray onversa), you and your date are probably just too
you (ouch!), or they call the police and theirdifferent to be together and are probably going to
Doberman! However, unless there are glaciershave a hard time finding any sort of emotional
forming around the restaurant the you and your datecommon ground.
are in, the signs will not be as obvious. What is more5) Physically not in sync. A body speaks volumes of
likely to happen on a date is a slow process offeelings. People who are interested and connected will
disconnection or a huge lack of chemistry thatlean in toward each other or sit close to one another.
becomes more apparent as the night goes on insteadHowever, if one body is constantly saying "I'm out of
of a dramatic, almost magnetic repulsion. Here are sixhere" or "Not interested" and remains aloof during the
warning signs that a date is becoming a disaster:date, it's a pretty safe bet that the head is thinking
1) No eye contact. Eye contact is very important forthe same thing.
connecting with someone, like "window to the soul"6) Edgy, anxious, sad. A few nerves are okay, but if
of sorts. If your date won't make eye contact,your date is in an obvious state of emotional turmoil
chances are that nothing will connect.that doesn't seem to stop, it's a sign that your time
2) Sullenness. If your date is unresponsive and saystogether is in the same state. Save yourself the
very little, stop a check to make sure that you arehassle and move on to the next person.
not dominating the conversation or asking too manyIf you have any of the above signs (or worse, more
personal questions. However, if your date constantlythan one!) while on your date, chances are a second
responds with "Yeah", "No", and "Don't know", this isdate will not be a good idea, so prepare yourself for
a pretty clear sign that things are not going very well.what is probably inevitable. It may be a bit of a bitter
This doesn't mean there will never be a gap ofpill to swallow, but it shouldn't come as a surprise. I've
silence of a few seconds (see the dancing scenewritten another article about how to handle rejection,
with John Travolta and Uma Thurman in "Pulpso that may be something to have a look through as
Fiction"), but when the gaps can be timed with anwell.
egg timer, something isn't working.Dating is a hard, almost unforgiving world to be in,
3) The "I" focus. This is opposite to the above tip. Ifand it constantly amazes me when people would
your date's conversation is focused exclusively onrather have that than a stable, loving relationship.
him or herself without any noticeable interest in you,However, it also has its appeals, especially to younger
it's a sign that your date is not interested in you orpeople who are not interested in a permanent
too pre-occupied with him/herself. Is this someonerelationship. The good thing about them is that there
you'd want to have a second date with anyway?are also a lot of people looking for the same thing.
4) Emotionally not in sync. Have you ever had a dateSo if you are in the dating world, a bit of extra
with someone who totally "gets it"? Every joke,information can help. Good luck, play safe, play fair,
every nuance, every raised eyebrow? If so, thatand most importantly, HAVE FUN!