And People Think it is Only I Who Makes English "Misstakes"

It's 5 a.m., English assignment due in 7 hours and theapostrophe in show's". Now if blogs had been around
spellchecker on my Macbook is contradicting myin the 18th century then Samuel Johnson, curator of
instinct. Do I rely on my intelligence or obey mythe first dictionary, may have probably sent me a
laptop? On one hand if I follow my nous and it failstwittering message of disgust at the blunder.
me I could be the guy my tutor will eternally knowHowever I thought people were past that.
as "that one who doesn't know the differenceFor today's modern reader finding spelling errors and
between s' and 's". However if I were to substitutetelling someone about them functions to feed their
my ineptness with the intel of a Mac then I wouldego. In their mind they are probably thinking "I am
probably have to put a reference at the end of thebetter than you because I know the difference
work out of guilt.between onto and on to". Nevertheless in my case
I'm certain most students have these situationsthere are always two excuses you can use in your
similar to mine when it comes to late night work.defense. To my friends I say "who is the one who
To me, as an English student, there is that addeddoes English at university?" and to the ones who
pressure of making work sound coherent, concisestudy English I just say "typo".
and most importantly correct. Ultimately if I make aFrom timed essays in class to assignments at the
grammatical mistake or a spelling error then all mydeath of night, the English language is a very delicate
"mates" are ready to let me know about it.creature. However if someone finds that "jade" hasn't
A clear example of this is incarnated in the criticalbeen capitalized in Heat magazine it's not going to kill
reaction to my first blog. The "blogism of fire"it or, worse, stop the printing presses. So when it
started when a fellow linguist and "friend"comes to my work please judge the beast by it's
commented on my Facebook "can you please put ancontent rather than its skin.